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for this evening is not new, you've seen this entertainment through and through
You've seen your birth, your life, and death, you might you might recall all of the rest.
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?
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[06 Apr 2006|08:10pm]
Interprative questions about Spongebob

How does Plankton keep his rent at the Chum Bucket?

How come NONE of them has had a girlfriend?

Where the FUCK did Pearl come from?
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[15 Dec 2005|04:53pm]
boy it's pathetic updating to what once was a festive and joyous place, that is now barron and obsolete, but here we are. Right now, i could insult many a few, considering the number of people who ever look at this shrew of a website anymore. But I choose not to, and instead show a poem i made for english

Shane Reiner-Roth
Period 3, English
12/11/05
Sestina – Where Summer Blooms
In the certain month where summer blooms
And one can consume their flight of fancy
A time where one can be inspired
Two friends walking in a vacant park
Start questioning hypothetical ponders
About life, and love, and their fate

One asks another “what is to become of your fate?”
He says “Every summer day, the sun will shine and bloom
Through my bedroom windows, but only if this was true, one ponders.”
“But in addition to my flight of fancy
That house is built in the middle of this here park”
And he stood for a minute, as if inspired

And while there was thought in the air and inspire,
The one who just answered, asked the other their fatality
He speaks “I live in a southern ranch, on a 20-acre park
But of course, this is a flight of fancy”
“But I’ll have three children, and oh, how each so gently blooms
But gosh, what if this were to happen, I ponder”

And as they were wondering and pondering,
Little Joe Riley came in on their walk, and they wanted from him his inspire
And they say “what do you believe is your flight of fancy?”
“Well, in my little dream of fate,
I will do an honest day’s living, and then my love’ll bloom
And I and she will take our kids to this here park”

“They will enjoy it here, and so will I, in this here park,
We will sit down at that bench, and hope’s’ll grow and ponder
My children will find their surroundins’, and pick flowers in bloom
And they will take care of me in olds age, thanks to their inspire
Of this here park, and that’s what I want my life to be, my fate
I don’t consider it ridiculous, nor a flight of fancy

“But it’s what I want to happen, I fancy
Just have some happy children, enjoyin’ playin’ in the park
And whether or not this is the most fun of fates,
It seems the most awarding, and maybe most exhilarating, I ponder
But maybe this will give you folks some insight, some inspiration
To change your flight of fancy, to something that can easily bloom”

And the two thought about some realistic fate, and not as much of fancy
And great ideas started to bloom, and they thought some great things in that park
And they all began to silently ponder, and once they found another friend, inspire
It's all in the mind

[06 Aug 2005|10:46pm]
Well looky looky I finally put the pictures from hawaii on computer (told ya, whoever I promised whose named escapes me).
Soooo here they are! try your best to enjoy.


Can you say Collapse )
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[31 Jul 2005|12:15pm]
Okay well I went back to my pet volunteer place today and took the best pictures I could. Here they are.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com This is Belinda, one of my absolute favorte dogs at the kennel. But I accidently let her loose while the gate was open and she ran around the kennel on her puny little legs and carried that fatty body all along, but I got her back. She's a beagle.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com This is Bilbo. She's an 11 pound chiyuauauauuaua or something I can't spell it, but she was real cute. She let me rub her tummy, something most girls don't let me do.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com This is Darla, another favorite, is a fatty ass basset hound. Softest fur, and 7 years old, what a geezer. But she was a real belly rubber and she looks much better when shes running around her cage like a dope.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com This is Darla, and my hand, when I told you she was a fatty, I meant it. This one has a cute spot on its head as you can see, and she was just really fun and she walked around like she was on the atkins diet.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com This is Jacob (I think?), a labby. I know, he looks crazy in the picture, but his eyes are normal really.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com Jacob again, on her side waiting to be played with. This picture was hard to take 'cause she was pushing me.

And im taking more pictures soon cause theres lots of stuff but this is it for now.
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[24 Jul 2005|02:20pm]
I just went to the place im volunteering, which shall remain nameless so none of youse fruits try to get in. But it's an animal shelter for cats and dogs (don't worry, i dont touch cats). Much better than i thought itd be. I picked a favorite, Belinda. She's a 7 year old fatty beagle. she's about the same size as bogie, and 11 pounds heavier, and she looks like a short sausage. Theres another favorite one, farrah, a big ass shepard, she sleeps in the bed with me but it's not a one night stand.
Oh yeah im back from hawaii by the way, giving out souvineers to those who deserve it. Just glad to be back
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[16 Jul 2005|02:21am]
Well, still in Hawaii. I just saw Wedding Crashers, and may I say, damn, what a great movie. I mean it's not about the nudity (and there is nudity), it was a very clever film. I got a watery eye at somepoing, it was that damn good.
And now let's talk about what happened in the hotel elevator. So I open the door for 2 men, 2 women, all of them maybe 60 or so. One woman says to a man "boy you're a party animal aren't ya? I know you were really horny." And at this point, I do that thing where you laugh with your mouth closed, and it makes a pfft sound, y'know? Overall it was very funny.
And now I bet youre thinking "damn what a wate of Hawaii, this is the only fun stuff to talk about?" and to that I say, yes. Yes it is.
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[11 Jul 2005|04:47pm]
Well I'm in Hawaii, Oahu to be exact. This is really a beautiful place, and wowee some good ladies! That's why I dub thee "WBB" or "World's Best Boobies," and I mean that sincerely. You L.A. girls have pretty good knockers yourself, but these are like...proffesionals! And now I'm off to snorkeling (with women in bikinis, how will i survive?!?!?) Hope y'all miss me
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[09 Jul 2005|05:07pm]
Well I'm off to Oahu, then Maui, I should have a labtop so y'all don't miss me too much.

As they say in Hawaii, Sayonara! Or..something.
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[29 Jun 2005|04:51pm]
Well hey kids you know what today is?
The one year anniversary of the big fire, hence, the first fire of the season
In case you dont know, here is what i wrote exactly a year ago: http://www.livejournal.com/users/stairwy2heven/2004/06/29/
And if you still dont know what it means, well, too bad
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[26 Jun 2005|11:55pm]
Let me be the first to say happy birthday Dominique Kou... happy birthday! yeah!
When you wake up in the morning you'll see these pictures and be gleeful, observe:

Image hosted by Photobucket.com(It's my birfday)

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Well mm, happy birthday dominique =)
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[26 May 2005|07:41pm]
Now I was thinking about what Ms. Michel said about "King Gimp," and then figured what I could say to make me sound smarter than her. So I will elaborate. Read or not, I would prefer you read it, for that it is rather interesting if you're into that kinda thing.

In case you did not know, King Gimp is about an artist with cerebral palsy, where it is very difficult to control your main muscles and nerves. Ms. Michel made a ramble-to-the-death point saying that most of us don't appreciate what we have, and in fact complain about our capabilities. She also demonstrates how a man with cerebral palsy overcame his handicaptivity by becoming an artist, and through it he became pretty famous.
Ms. Michel also showed us this video to show how lucky we are to be able to do so many of the things we do, even as I type, I should be thankful.
Now here comes the time when I make my rebuttal. Basically she's saying that Dan (that's the name of the artist) strongly wishes to be able to draw with his hands and do things most of us do, and I think that's pretty decent of her to say. BUT, let me shove my philosophy in it. I personally think that Dan wishes to have all the capabilities I or you have, because he knows that it's there and possible. What do I mean? good question. I mean that because he knows that there are people out there that are able to do things he can not, he longs to do so. Seems rediculous? Then let me elaborate once more. Let's say we all have cerebral palsy, and for all of us, it is very difficult to control our main muscles and nerves. And if you're reading this, I really want you to picture it. Not a single person doesn't have cerebral palsy, and having cerebral palsy is considered the greatest thing you can have, and is normal and anything less is worse. In fact, everyone feels good about having this. Now imagine once more, if this was a reality, would you be happy with the way you are (considering you don't know that in another reality you would be able to walk and talk and all the things most of us can do, in reality)? I believe you would be happy, because you would basically be at the top. You wouldn't know of anything better and thusly you would be satisfied.

Let's make another example. Imagine that everyone in the world could fly, except you and very few people around the world. The ones that could fly are considered very healthy and have no diseases. In this example, being a regular being like you is considered a disease (much like in reality, cerebral palsy is a disease). Now tell me, would you feel underprivaliged? That you are less of a person because you cannot fly like "the regular people?" I think, without a doubt, you would. Because knowing that there is a better life form, while you are still "underprivaliged," would actually make you feel underprivaliged. But wait, what's this? Aren't we already regualar humans and incapable of flying? that is the POINT! We feel like regular people now, but once we discover there is a better life form, we feel underprivaliged.

Thank you for my time, for those that read it, i truely thank you.

(P.S. Ms. Michel waxes her pubes)
(don't only comment on the fact that she shaves her pubes, actually read the damn paragraphs)
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[05 May 2005|10:33pm]
Well hey look at that, what day is this? Cinco De Mayo? What could happen after this beloved southern celebration? could it be....ohh....

MY BIRTHDAY PERHAPS!

Yes that's right folks (Sorry to leave you in suspicion)

and so far what a pre-birthday it's been!
Most of them is telling the truth (though it be obvious) to a special someone and knowing something is there ;)

Well, this is a very rare opportunity to say "Happy birthday Shane" so I suggest you do that.

Seacrest out!
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[04 May 2005|08:31pm]
here are a few pics. now the first two a magical elf took then the others my sexyness took with the help of jeremy in here hommiesCollapse )
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[30 Apr 2005|11:29pm]
We were just at a certain fair (maybe you've heard of it). Saint choogie-woogies

ha I guess that's all I have to say, here's sperm
uhh i mean pictures


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The camera took the picture I swear!

Well there's some pictures to whack off on, we're out.
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[06 Apr 2005|07:01pm]

Well it's been a month and 2 days since I've updated (but who's counting!) and thought I'd give myself a chance to take my once small ego and have what would be considered a "swelled ego." (by the way I've had this livejournal for over a year, i forgot to mention it) FLAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA!! LOVE YOU

 

 

INFLATED EGO!Collapse )

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[06 Mar 2005|07:50pm]
THIS IS GRACE UPDATING FOR SHANE. WE PWN YOU. OK BYE :].

^&$^%#%#&^*@#^^#*(@&4Collapse )

Ok, time to comment and tell him how rad his pictures are.
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A tribute to my swedes down north, or south? [28 Feb 2005|05:19pm]
SWEDISH LYRICS

Du gamla, Du fria, Du fjällhöga nord
Du tysta, Du glädjerika sköna!
Jag hälsar Dig, vänaste land uppå jord,
Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.
Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.

Du tronar på minnen från fornstora dar,
då ärat Ditt namn flög över jorden.
Jag vet att Du är och Du blir vad du var.
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.

Jag städs vill dig tjäna mitt älskade land,
din trohet till döden vill jag svära.
Din rätt, skall jag värna, med håg och med hand,
din fana, högt den bragderika bära.
din fana, högt den bragderika bära.

Med Gud skall jag kämpa, för hem och för härd,
för Sverige, den kära fosterjorden.
Jag byter Dig ej, mot allt i en värld
Nej, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
Nej, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.




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[21 Feb 2005|08:26pm]
HI MY NAME IS SHANE AND I THINK THAT GRACE ALLISON MCCARTHY IS THE MOST FANTASTIC CREATURE THAT HAS EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. SHE IS JUST SO SUPER. SHE HAS GREAT SKILLS; NUMBCHUCK SKILLS, COMPUTER LIVEJOURNAL HACKING SKILLS, DANCING SKILLS, AND BIKE JUMPING SKILLS.
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[20 Feb 2005|07:43pm]
I've decided not to be on AOL instant messenger for a while BUT it's because there's so many people I don't like to talk to online and i ignore them (they shall remain nameless), and now there's only 6-7 people i truely like to talk to online. There's 30 or so people on my buddy list, 6-7 i like to talk to, do the math. I will be online for some time though, so don't get your panties in a bundle. I apoligize in advance if you are hurt, good day.

Griffshane: my parents will be like this behind your back:
Griffshane: OH is she your girlfriend!
UND3R PRE55URE: haha
UND3R PRE55URE: HAHAHA my mom will do the same thing
UND3R PRE55URE: and she'll be like YOU KNOW GRACE I DONT WANT YOU HAVING SEX WITH HIM
Griffshane: i say what we do is say yes, and i stick my toungue down your throat =)
UND3R PRE55URE: haha ok sounds good
Griffshane: mm your stomach tastes like pepto bismal

Now that I think of it..it tastes more like antacid
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[12 Feb 2005|10:02pm]
"A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself."
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free."
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free."
"Hatred is a very underestimated emotion."
"Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies."

And my favorite one:
"Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts."

All quotes of Jim Morrison

And now some of his poetry:


THE MOVIE
The movie will begin in five moments
The mindless voice announced
All those unseated will await the next show.
We filed slowly, languidly into the hall
The auditorium was vast and silent
As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued.
The program for this evening is not new
You've seen this entertainment through and through
You've seen your birth your life and death
you might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?.

I'm getting out of here Where are you going? To the other side of morning Please don't chase the clouds, pagodas
Her cunt gripped him like a warm, friendly hand.

It's alright, all your friends are here When can I meet them? After you've eaten I'm not hungry Uh, we meant beaten

Silver stream, silvery scream
Oooooh, impossible concentration.

AWAKE
Shake dreams from your hair
My pretty child, my sweet one.
Choose the day and choose the sign of your day
The day's divinity
First thing you see.
A vast radiant beach in a cool jeweled moon
Couples naked race down by it's quiet side
And we laugh like soft, mad children
Smug in the wooly cotton brains of infancy
The music and voices are all around us. Choose they croon the Ancient Ones The time has come again Choose now, they croon Beneath the moon Beside an ancient lake Enter again the sweet forest Enter the hot dream Come with us Everything is broken up and dances.

Is it just me, or is it possible that he was more than just a person, perhaps mythical?

and now this:
"Valentine's day is an escuse to make the happy happier and the sad sadder"
-Shane Reiner-Roth
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